(Source: antiocial, via ant0rm)

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

(via sluttyoliveoil)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via sluttyoliveoil)

cutest-cats:

Ellie and Evie :)

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

(via death-by-lulz)

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: riyal, via irlpunnk)

*unbaes you*

(Source: jxggxr, via sexcake)

tina-knowles:

bile0:

… get this away from me

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

(Source: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay, via okaywork)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via parkingstrange)

fruitcrocs:

if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order

(Source: fruitcrocs, via officialwhitegirls)