(Source: morganrjaffe, via laughtime)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy, via officialwhitegirls)

rucaknex:

joshpeckofficial:

100% real map of the united states wow

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O R A N G E

(via joshpeck)

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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(via ruinedchildhood)

white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

(via ruinedchildhood)

problemactic:

wifipassworcl:

problemactic:

my nose keeps running

well you better go catch it

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(via laughtime)

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(via kingsleyyy)

arianacopyingmariah:

OMFG ARI..

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(via laughtime)

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

(via we-spilt-blood-you-assbutt)

(Source: sjnze, via irlpunnk)

wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

(Source: supremecute, via we-spilt-blood-you-assbutt)

orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

(via casual-laughter)