oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good
I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
why did tumblr change the shade of green of the reblog button its making me uncomfortable
*throws coins at strippers really hard*
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
when the smart student in the class gets the answer wrong
people like you are the reason I’m always afraid to speak up in class
people like that are the reason i never answer questions in class or volunteer myself generally in life: because when i get things wrong, as everyone does, i get laughed at and downtrodden. think before you speak, you fucking asshole.
"humankind" more like “humanmean"